u ever see someone like
i wanna kiss ur nose every morning when i wake up
- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
*looks around nervously*
*discreetly enters the manga section of the public library*
Lust: Thigh highs. eheh..ehe.hehehHHNTJBNYRUJOW$NHBT”I
Pride: NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CANT THROW UP
Envy: I wish I was better at everything
Greed: Hangin’ out wit mah fraynds!
*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*